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Rick Perry, Herman Cain, & Michele Bachmann

Watching this train wreck of a show, meaning the Republican party trying to find a Presidential candidate to rival President Obama in 2012, is entertaining and pathetic at the same time. The shocking comments coming out of these debates, and sound bytes coming from anywhere and everywhere, shouldn’t shock me at all these days. But they still do and I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s not the candidates or the GOP pundits I’m angry at, it’s the American voters.

I think that if you’re a staunch supporter of Rick Perry, Herman Cain, and Michele Bachmann, you should be made to wear a letter on your forehead indicating who you’re supporting. P, C, or B. That way, the rest of us normal, rational, and logical people can pretty much tell the kind of person you are just by your support of a certain candidate. Quite frankly if you really would cast your vote for these three as President, you’re pretty much a moron. Oh and let me tell you why.

Rick Perry: If you are a supporter of this fool then you would have no problem joining a hunting club that goes by the name ‘N*ggerhead.” Seriously, you would have no problem saying, “Hey it’s Sunday! Let’s go to N*ggerhead and shoot some stuff.” Sadly, one could assume that if you support Perry, the ‘N’ word is likely part of your vernacular anyway so that point is moot. The biggest issue I have with Governor Perry is that he is responsible for putting to death an innocent man. Cameron Todd Willingham. That name should haunt Governor Perry every night for the rest of his life. Somehow I don’t think Perry is losing sleep over it. The story is awful in itself, but what Perry did after the fact makes him as guilty as if he injected the poison that killed Willingham. A committee was put together to investigate and Perry ended that quickly. PLEASE click here to read the cover-up. It’s disgusting behavior as a human being. So much for being the ‘party of family and life’. Another awful lie from Governor Perry is when he said that the 2009 stimulus created ‘no jobs’. Not only is that not true, Perry got a ‘Pants on Fire’ from PolitiFact because it was such a HUGE lie. Plus claiming and proudly rejecting stimulus money, even though he did. A lot of jobs were created under Perry, and for some reason, he won’t concede to the fact that receiving stimulus money had anything to do with it. Go figure. I don’t know. There is so much about this guy that’s shady. Nevermind his embarrassing gaffes at the debates. You can’t recall which three federal agencies you’d eliminate? The argument really is WHY he would eliminate the three he can’t remember. Rick Perry comes across as anti-anything non white. Just look at his PolitiFact page. It’s pitiful. You can go through it and it’s hard to find anything he has said to be true. And people are really going to vote for him?Can you imagine what would happen if we are in a real crisis? He’s going to want to pray on it. You think that if America had a group prayer God would have stopped Osama Bin Laden? Laughable.

Herman Cain: Rachel Maddow is correct is calling Mr. Cain’s campaign an ‘art project.’ If there’s one thing that I’ve learned about this guy over the last few weeks is that he’s misogynist. Unbelievably disrespectful to all the women he’s commented on. Anita Hill, Nancy Pelosi, and of course the women accusing him of sexual harassment. Not one, not two, five women. Five women accusing this guy of being a predator. That’s a pattern. Are they ALL lying Mr. Cain? And who can forget his awesome Libya gaffe. Gaffe? No. He’s ignorant to foreign affairs and foreign policy in general. Anyone who saw his ‘Ubeki – beki – beki beki stan’ comment at that point should have realized immediately he’s NOT Presidential material. He’s not even Congress material. His solution to answering questions is to ask a question back? So 5th grade, Mr. Cain. The only reason why Conservatives and the crazy Tea Party like this guy is because he allows them to believe we live in a post-racial society. Many, many Conservatives, and Tea Party people believe that racism doesn’t exist anymore, even though most of them are racist themselves. Herman Cain will NEVER win a general election. Although I want him to get the GOP nod. Most liberals do. Look at Herman Cain’s PolitiFact page. Not one true statement. That’s who you want running this country?

Michele Bachmann: Where do I start with this one? Other than the fact that she’s an embarrassment to ALL women around the world. What a horrible example of a Conservative woman. A liar, a homophobe, unacquainted, and what’s worse is that defends herself, even when a 3rd grader knows she lying and making up stories. The kicker for me was her speech about the Founding Fathers ‘working tirelessly to end slavery’. Whoa! That’s a ‘WTF’ moment. She wasn’t aware that these wonderful ForeFathers actually owned slaves? No, she was not aware. She knows her history like I know to speak Arabic. I don’t. And her rebuttal was even more astounding. She sure was defending what she said, even though she was reaching for the stars to defend it. It’s sad, actually watching her interview with George Stephanopoulos is cringe-worthy. She is unbelievably uneducated about out nation’s history. Then she comes up with this horrific story about meeting a mother after one of the debates who told her that her 12-year-old daughter got the HPV vaccine and then became mentally retarded. As a woman, she should be ashamed of what she did. She’s lying. She knows it and everyone who has a brain knows it. How dangerous to say something like that. With no proof, no back-up. Nothing. Just come out and say something that’s going to make HER look better to anyone who will listen. That is why she is an awful example of a woman. Mothers: DO NOT LET YOUR DAUGHTERS GROW UP TO BE MICHELE BACHMANN. She has her talking points and then she has her lies. Here is her horrible track record from PolitiFact.

I just realized this blog could have been a waste of time because these three will NEVER be the GOP nominee, much less President. But then again, the Tea Party exists.


Posted by on November 27, 2011 in Politics, Religion, Television


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The GOP: Not Very Christ-Like

How can any Republican NOW, claim to be a true Christian?

This is what I’ve been asking for a really long time! How can you be a Republican today, and claim to be a Christian? In fact, the behavior of the GOP is NOT Christ-like at all. Quite the opposite. The biggest discrepancy is that the GOP want to keep the poor, poor. Oppress the poor/working poor. It is blatantly obvious ever since the GOP fought with every fiber of their being to make sure the rich, um excuse me, the ‘job creators’ got to keep their money by extending the Bush tax cuts. AT THE EXPENSE OF THE UNEMPLOYED. That is a FACT, my friends. The Republicans held President Obama and the American people hostage by threatening to NOT extend unemployment benefits to 9% of this country. I’m sure Jesus was very proud of that. Considering the teachings of Jesus and the bible they claim to love so much.

I’m sure God and Jesus would have said, “Very good, make sure those who have nothing, keep nothing. And those who have everything, make sure they get more. In fact, make sure the rich TAKE from the poor. Yeah, I’m changing my whole philosophy and message to ‘oppress the less fortunate’. So do NOT give any money to poor people, do NOT give them water, do NOT give them shelter, do NOT give them food. Make sure they suffer miserably. Make sure that on my birthday, all those children of the poor, do NOT get anything. They deserve nothing because their parents are nothing. Their parents have chosen to live this way, they have chosen to be poor so please, give your money to people who already have everything they need. Please. Do that.” – That is Jesus’ new manifesto, according to the GOP. I’m not lying. That is EXACTLY what happened last year.

But these hypocritical Republicans sure do go to Church on Sunday and pretend they live the life Jesus would have wanted them to lead. Jesus would have LOVED that the Republicans filibustered the bill that would have provided health care to 9/11 first responders.

Yup, Jesus was all about making sure actual heroes didn’t receive the help they deserved. Jesus would have been proud that the GOP, for years, used 9/11 to play on the fears of Americans, polarizing this country using 9/11 (You’re either with us, or you’re with the terrorists.) – I can totally see ‘You’re either with us, or you’re with Pontius Pilate.’ – Right?

I was watching the Tea Party debate and was just mortified at Rick Perry. What a dangerous guy. Do you really want a President who holds a ‘National Day of Prayer’ assembly? What happened to Freedom of Religion? I mean it is the FIRST FREAKIN’ AMENDMENT. Not everyone is a Christian. But that’s the problem with psycho, bible-thumping, Evangelical Christian Fundamentalist neo-cons. They think their God is the only God and everyone else is going to hell. Why do you think we were attacked on 9/11? For that exact close-minded thinking. 

I went to Catholic school and I remember Religion class, boring as it was, being about God’s love. Give to the poor. If you’re destitute, you give your last dollar to someone who is even more destitute. Am I missing something here? Truth be told, Jesus was a socialist. Oh my God he was a BIG TIME socialist. Jesus was all about giving, giving, giving. And the GOP want to take away, take away, take away. Take away government assistance, take away Medicaid, take away Medicare, take away food stamps, take away unemployment. Jesus really would have wanted all of that taken away from people? Really? He would have wanted millions and millions of kids to starve? People to die? Well the Tea Baggers do, that was proven at the debate when Wolf Blitzer asked if a hypothetical man should just die because he doesn’t have health insurance and the crowed screamed, “Yeah!” And not just one person, many in the audience started cheering and clapping. Would Jesus have cheered and clapped at that? Would Jesus have cheered at the notion that Rick Perry was Governor when over 200 people were put to death under his watch? Do you see Jesus whistling and hollering at that? I don’t think so. Republicans/Tea Baggers cherry pick the bible to suit their agenda. I don’t know of one group of people who are bigger hypocrites than Republicans. Do As I Say, Not As I Do.

I wonder how many Republicans wake up in the morning thinking about The Golden Rule:


That is NOT in the vernacular of the current crop of Republicans. In fact, it’s only half of it. The Tea Party and the GOP in the House has a new mantra:


This article is why I write this little diddy, very entertaining:

Jesus Christ Files Lawsuit Against GOP For Slander

Jesus Christ filed a lawsuit today in the New York Supreme Court against the Republican National Committee for what he is calling “egregious misrepresentation of his statements and image.”

One of the attorneys representing Christ had this to say:

“For years Republicans have proclaimed their love for and loyalty to Jesus, yet their actions are highly contradictory to what Mr. Christ preached. Instead of helping the poor and the sick GOP instead punishes the poor and the sickly.

Our client isn’t telling the GOP what their agenda should be, he simply wants them to stop using his name when their actions contradict everything he stood for.

If the GOP would like to continue using his name they have to start making a significant effort to help the poor and the sick, instead of the rich, and start promoting a more peaceful agenda.”

When asked about the lawsuit, House Speaker John Boehner made the following remarks:

“Mr. Christ is entitled to his opinion, however the GOP believes that the underlying message in the Bible is that giving tax cuts to the wealthy is the true path to happiness.

I don’t know where Mr. Christ thinks the Bible says to help the poor and the sick, but that sounds awfully socialistic to me, and we are not a socialist country.”

The lawsuit goes even further than just spoken word references to Jesus. According to the suit “images that inaccurately depict Jesus Christ, who was born in Middle Eastern country, as a Caucasian man with light skin, can no longer be displayed by political officials who claim they understand the Bible.”

Sarah Palin was at an event in Iowa today, and on camera, when a member of the crowd asked how she feels about Mr. Christ’s lawsuit. The crowd member simply asked her “have you heard that Jesus Christ is suing the GOP?”, to which former Governor Palin replied:

“Well, ya know, I don’t think Mr. Christ has a real understanding of what the GOP is trying to do to save America from the socialist death-spiral Obama has put us into.

In the Bible it states “work hard, and pull yourself up without any Government aide. If you need help from Caesar you are probably doing something wrong”, which clearly shows that Jesus wants Americans to hunker down and pull themselves up by their bootstraps.

In the Bible it also states “go to the market and purchase good wares. Reward merchants with money, and God will smile upon you” which, I believe, shows that Jesus really wanted us to live in a free-market society.

Don’t forget the story of Noah’s Ark where God commanded Noah to build an Ark and take everyone except the poor and sickly away from people who were trying to steal their hard earned Gold.

Also, I’ve read the Bible plenty of times and I’ve never heard him say we should give welfare and food stamps to lazy people who don’t deserve it, which is what this Obama Administration is trying to do. They’re trying to make this country lazy and since Jesus was a man who did quite a bit of walking I would hope he would oppose such things.

Times have changed and I, for one, believe Christ is just confused and should probably re-read that most holy of books, the book that so many good, real Americans swear by, and just see, just really see, if he can get in there, ya know, and figure out if possibly he might have missed something. That’s what I would suggest Mr. Christ do.”

The media was quick to point out the many factual inaccuracies in former Governor Palin’s statement, but she fired back on Fox News today saying it was a “gotcha question” from the “liberal elite media”.

Mr. Christ’s lawsuit is set to move forward later this month. When asked if he would also be interested in filing a lawsuit for slanderous remarks made in the past, Allah declined comment.



Posted by on September 17, 2011 in Politics, Religion, Television


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Why is the GOP Still Questioning President Obama’s Patriotism?

This kind of crap makes me sick. What happened to the days of just questioning a President’s policies? I get that there is a two-party system. There needs to be one. But to actually question the President of the United States’ loyalty to America, his patriotism only means one thing. It’s about the color of his skin.

Sorry folks, it is. Thank you Tea Baggers for bringing racism back into the mainstream. Nobody seems to be embarrassed or ashamed to actually be a racist. However, we do seem to be overloaded with overt racists who deny actually being one. Rush Limbaugh is a HUGE racist. (Pun intended) His comment last week, comparing President Obama to an oreo cookie, WOW … he surely doesn’t hide his hatred for this black President. What makes it worse (if it can be) is that he truly doesn’t think what he says is disgustingly offensive. Most racists don’t, because they don’t care. Rush Limbaugh really doesn’t think he says anything that offends a whole race of people. Rush Limbaugh says these types of things on a regular basis. Rush Limbaugh has actually said, “If anybody looks down at black people and has a condescending view of them, it’s liberals.” – WHAT? Are you kidding me? Maybe he should listen to his own show once in a while. Rush’s problem IS his ego. Listening to him spew lie after lie, it literally seems like he’s just pulling this crap out of his ass. Who cares about truth and facts? Most GOP politicians and pundits DON’T care about truth and facts, which can be proven by watching any Michele Bachmann video, or Sarah Palin video. Palin believes Sputnik took down the Soviet Union, and Bachmann believes there still is a Soviet Union. How is anyone supporting these morons?

In January 2007, Rush Limbaugh called President Obama a “Halfrican.” – That is a racist comment. I would send Rush the definition of ‘racist’ but that wouldn’t do any good. The GOP and the GOP pundits make up something in their head and then present it as fact. The GOP ALWAYS state their opinions and present those opinions as facts. Just watch one Fox News program. That is EXACTLY what they do. Rush’s racist assault on President Obama doesn’t end there, he has also said President Obama is “a Chicago street thug,” “a half-minority,” and even “the little black man-child.” Now why would someone who isn’t a racist ever think to say things like that? They wouldn’t. Rush would, and has, because Rush Limbaugh is a racist.

The problem also is that the ‘is President Obama really American’ bullshit is back, thanks to Rick Perry. Last week a reporter asked him, pertaining to his speech, if Governor Perry was questioning President Obama’s patriotism. And the Governor’s response was the typical Tea Bagger response, ”I dunno, you need to ask him.” Really? Why? Seriously, what has President Obama actually done to make anyone think he isn’t loyal to America? Oh wait I know, he was born black.

Here is my theory. MY THEORY: It seems like the Tea Party and many GOP politician and pundits think ALL black people are Muslims. Seriously, they really believe that all black people are Muslim. And because of 9/11, ALL Muslims want to kill all Americans. Because extremists didn’t attack us on 9/11, Muslims did. I really think the Tea Baggers get together and talk about how they think the White House is now a Mosque, that once Obama became President, he turned it into a Mosque and that’s where the President is plotting his attack on America. The Tea Party and birthers do seem to be that stupid. By the way Governor Perry, weren’t YOU the one talking about wanting Texas to Secede from the Union? Yeah, ya did. And who’s questioning YOUR patriotism? That’s about as UNPATRIOTIC as you can get. There’s really only one word to describe you Governor Perry, HYPOCRITE. Enjoy your campaign.

Since President Obama was sworn in, he has taken out Bin Laden AND Gaddafi. Do I need to repeat that? PRESIDENT OBAMA TOOK OUT OSAMA BIN LADEN AND MUAMMAR GADDAFI. That happens to be a fact, folks. George W. Bush was a hero when he took out Saddam Hussein, and Iraq had NOTHING to do with 9/11. But President Obama is the Commander-in-Chief when Bin Laden is killed, and when Gaddafi is ousted, yet President Obama doesn’t get credit. But to the true haters of the President, they can’t for the life of them, even concede to the most blatant TRUTH about Obama being President when Bin Laden was killed. Nope, the GOP is in denial. Bush’s policies didn’t get Bin Laden. One person even have the audacity to tell me that because President Obama didn’t serve in the Military, that means he didn’t have anything to do with Bin Laden being killed. WHAT? Yes, someone did say that to me. These Tea Baggers don’t care how ridiculous they sound, because giving credit where credit IS due is never going to happen. They will look at the blue sky and tell you it’s green, to your face.


Posted by on August 22, 2011 in Politics, Religion, Television


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Christian Politicians

Just a quick note, but if Governor Rick Perry were to become President, it would be a disaster to this country. Proof? The horrible, hateful, racist, & bigoted ‘preachers’ he invited to his ‘Prayer Event’ aka. Klan meeting … this past weekend. This video from the Rachel Maddow show is VERY important and I hope it will be used many, many times over the next year to show how an awful judge of character Rick Perry is.

Now after you watch this in its entirety, if you’re ok with that these men are saying, then that’s on you. The Republican pundits, mainly Sean Hannity & Sarah Palin, made it a point, night after night, to tell everyone that Barack Obama was ‘palling around with terrorists.’ But they always forgot to mention that Barack Obama was 8 years old when Bill Ayres was a part of the Weatherman. So according to the GOP’s own logic, we should assume that all of these Republican nominees think Oprah is the anti-Christ, and that God called on Hitler to kill SIX MILLION Jews, because he wanted to send them back to the Promised Land. Yup, one of Rick Perry’s invited ‘Preachers’ said this. Did you watch the video? John Hagee said this. Do you agree with him? I bet if you’re a Tea Bagger you do. So I say this again, we should assume that is EXACTLY how Rick Perry feels because he is associated with John Hagee, right? I mean that’s their own logic, the GOP’s own words. Barack Obama IS a terrorist because he sat on the same board as Bill Ayres 40 years AFTER Mr. Ayres was part of the Weather Underground Organization.

Two things: THE BIBLE IS NOT THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES. Separation of Church and State exists for a reason. All of those racist Americans who want to take our country back from the black guy, and get it back to what the Forefathers wanted show know it was the Forefathers who came up with Separation of Church and State. Do you Tea Baggers get that? Of course not, because you just cherry pick the Constitution and the Bible to suit YOUR needs. And screw the TRUTH.

The day this country elects an Atheist President is the day this country starts thriving again.

I won’t see that in my lifetime, I’m sure. But imagine someone who governs us with a clear head. Who doesn’t pray to an invisible man in the sky. Who doesn’t believe angels are going to save the day, or that the devil showed up in some catastrophe. Wow, talk about focus.

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Posted by on August 9, 2011 in Politics, Religion, Television


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My Vagina

Yesterday, my vagina and I had a conversation. First thing she said to me was, “We can NEVER go to New Hampshire, or Kansas, plus both Dakotas, Texas.” My response was terribly sympathetic. I knew what she was talking about. These states HATE women, or at least their GOP Governors/Legislators.

You know my vagina has been a part of my body since, well, I was conceived. Aren’t you GOP Christian zealots all about life beginning at conception? Well my vagina was there when I was conceived. In fact, if any of you have daughters, YOU decided that they would have a vagina. YOU did. And that sexy feeling you feel at night, with your wife, or mistress, the point of coitus that turns boys into men? That’s a vagina you’re putting your penis in. Without that vagina, you would NEVER know what that feeling is like. So is it fair that I am not supposed to give my vagina the BEST CARE I can? What the hell are you old, white, GOP ‘men’ doing? I can’t go to Planned Parenthood and receive proper health care for my vagina, the one body part I own that you CAN’T live without? Seriously.

Martha Plimpton tweeted yesterday that a woman’s vagina is just as much a part of a woman’s body as her heart, lung, kidneys, brain, and needs proper care in order to function. That inspired this blog.

One question I do have for these misogynistic GOP politicians, what the hell are women suppose to do now that you want to take away Planned Parenthood? Do you know how moronic you sound wanting to de-fund a place women go to receive birth control, THE very thing that prevents those abortions you’re so against. The hypocrisy is breathtaking. And I have yet to hear any of these politicians answer THAT question. What do you think birth control does? You want to take that away from women? Really? And what about screening for diseases that only a vagina can have? You don’t want women to be able to have that? The vagina isn’t only for STD’s, cancer can show up in there. Did you know that? I promise you, the vagina is NOT only for your pleasure. But we women know this already, that’s why we need and want to take care of it. And you GOP ‘men’ are taking away that right. How disgusting.

WOMEN: Please join me in calling, spamming, these misogynistic GOP ‘men’ and letting them know this is NOT acceptable. Our vaginas deserve the best and proper care available. And these ‘men’ are taking that away from us. All of us. This is 2011. Not 1911.

The Republicans have waged a war on women, and women’s health care. This CAN’T be tolerated. This is unacceptable, and we need as many women to stand up for other women and women’s right to choose. MEN are making these decisions, people. MEN who will never know the pain of an unwanted pregnancy. We could throw every one of these ‘men’ in prison and they STILL won’t know the feeling of having to carry their rapist’s fetus.

Councilor Raymond J. Wieczorek: He was a HUGE part in defunding Planned Parenthood in New Hampshire.

Governor Sam Brownback: He signed bills into law in Kansas that makes it impossible for a woman to have an abortion.

Governor Rick Perry: This guy also wants to make it impossible for a woman to have access to health care in Texas

I find the most ironic part of this is how all we’re hearing is less givernment, we need less government. Yet THIS assault on women from the GOP seems to be THE MOST INTRUSIVE form of Government I have ever seen. Don’t you agree?


Posted by on July 12, 2011 in Politics, Religion


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